By Daniel Davidson

I am sure everyone has starved themselves to the point of near collapse in anticipation of the Thanksgiving Holiday Weekend.  In the name of Pilgrims, Indians, and giblets, I have scoured the patent database for some festive patents to share.

To begin, I am providing a design patent for the shape of “ham.”  Ladies and gentlemen, this is no spiral ham, but what a beautiful ham it is.

On to course number two.  For all of those that like to work for their food, our next festive patent is for an apparatus used to carry your wild turkey.  This patented “turkey tote” includes a “blood-proof bottom pouch, No-See-Um mesh drawstring bag top, and a shoulder harness.”  Dinner is served.

Ohhhh dessert.  If you have any room left, this next patent is used to make those perfect overlapped pie crust tops.

Tactical IP would like to wish everyone safe travels this holiday season and to remember what you are thankful for.  For me, I am going to be thankful to be at the Miami Dolphins v. Dallas Cowboys football game.  Cheers.